Life becomes more meaningful when you realize the simple fact that you’ll never get the same moment twice.
even if im not horny im still pretty horny
you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
Families that don’t play monopoly together, stay together
The creator of Powerpuff Girls, the creator of Dexter’s Laboratory, and the creator of Johnny Bravo were all roommates in college.